the christening

i'll cover the title later....

yesterday(friday)- had school from 12-3 and the last class was only until 230 because i finished the test early....i thought it was easy, but ended up getting like 70% on it...oh well...after school i talked to ben and we went to rc cola stadium(glen rosing) to play football...it was a fun time and i hadn't played in so long, so it was quite fun....afterwards i went up bradburns and he, leigh, and i ended up heading out for awhile...the night was capped off by an anna convo...<3

today- i worked from 9-5 which actually wasn't that bad....after i came home and cut the grass and then ran out to office max and giant eagle to get some stuff...tonight i plan on studying cinema art and theory of education....

tonight is also the christening of my poker career(in a legal sense)...im pumped for 12:01 to roll around so that i can fire up FTP and start playing with the big boys....wish me luck...

also, tonight, instead of poetry there is the annual 3 month funniest comments, so enjoy....turnout was kinda poor this time, but not bad.

Funniest Comments Version 2
Copyright 2005
Editor: Matt Hartman

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(Boo Caldwell has just been intentionally walked)
Ben Aul: Good eye Boo!

Nayhouse: u kno who was looking extra hott
Me: boos gf
Me: lynch's sister
Nayhouse: yea
Nayhouse: yea

Norman Chad: I think they should up the limit on this thing. 30 and prove you’ve had a shot of whiskey in your life.

kev2e: Reggie i remember u from last night
kev2e: yeah u really $&#$ed me over
Reggie Newman: sorry man
kev2e: with 9 4 off

pogari: gg
BorgataDan [observer]: then why do i feel like i just got raped?

Anna: u no i could go to wendys like 97 times
Me: no, not since they whored themselves out and gave up the dollar menu

Anna: u wont be able to last all night
Me: haha that's what she said- and she was damn wrong

Ryan Snyder: What if on the Sylvan Learning Center commercial they said that Sylvan helped me read gooder?

Maura: im out like a boner in sweatpants!!

Immekus: lee was playing pretty bad
Mrhmrh102: was he high
Immekus: bluffed so much
Immekus: maybe lol

Justov: see dude, all those times u called me a pothead

Nayhouse: hey if u pull a freddie bacco i'll give u a dollar

Game show host: Finish this phrase: “Better late than _______”
Old Lady: “Pregnant!”

Mom: “You know what they say, black don’t crack”
Drew: “More like, black takes crack”

Dad: “You know what Kenny Rogers sang….”
Drew: “I punched a cameraman…”

Ben Aul: I like to pass my knowledge on to others
Ben Aul: See Nayhouse, you’re the first person to take my advice about weed.

Kevin: That’s a shitty looking blunt right there.
Ben Aul: Hey man, don’t judge a blunt by how its rolled

Random Guy: Phil, what’s your favorite sports team?
Phil Ivey: The one I’m betting on.

(Poker D-N-A has just tripled his 2k buyin to almost 6.5k)
Arsenic (Observer): he’s got his hands in his pants, just give him a moment to calm down and he’ll be back

Space_Aces: if u hav real money, u go to real money tables

treeeeeeee [observer]: martin ur a ****
treeeeeeee [observer]: im gonna find u and strangle u

Me: hey dude just look at it this way- if u cash out ur ps money u can fill ur tank with gas
Bradburn: u have the link, or go on PS
Me: dude it was a joke
Bradburn: ah
Bradburn : it would be funny tho
Bradburn: trade your FPPs for gas

Mrhmrh102: dude that was so awkward tonite
Nayhouse: yea it was, that bitch hit my sunglasses

Nayhouse: its either reefa or women
Nayhouse: n guess what, the reefa never lets me down

Me: turbans tellin me about this frat party he just came from
Bradburn: is he drunk?
Bradburn: i cant believe turban went to a frat party
Me: yeah he is

Booter: lots of area to cover lol and I had to do it without visual confirmation

Kinger: You know what we’re doing is illegal. This whole gambling thing is completely illegal.
Kloby: No way dude, we’re playing for our favorite charity.

Me: and i cant drive so im basically fucked until further notice

gamma21 [observer]: hey grinder, florida -6.5 or tenn +6.5?
Dealer: The break will start when the current hand finishes
The Grinder: dont gamble
The Grinder: play poker

Me: don't worry about it, nayhouse's talking accounts for three or four people

Nayhouse: lol, i dont think u should this week
Nayhouse: wait till next week, were havein a pizza party next week

Mrhmrh102: aol just sucks, my connection blows balls constantly
Nayhouse: im not gonna disagree with u

Me: no dude, come bowling with us
Me: we wont be having sex till later

Ms. Hill: And Horace Mann is the founder of modern day education
Mark(laughs): Is his name really Horse-man? Like the body of a human and the head of a horse?

(At the Pizza Hut Buffet)
Me: How long you think that bitch has been working here?
Justov: 48 years.

(The sign outside the Pizza Hut Buffet says “Oven Broken” and Ferg has walked over to one of the workers.)
Ferg: What do you mean, there’s no problem, I can fix it!
Worker Lady: But there’s no manager here.

Nayhouse: So hows that all goin?
Me: Oh, not too good, I pissed her off pretty bad.
Nayhouse :What, how’d you do that?
Me: I’m not quite sure

Immekus: once i raised all in with bottom pair and he called with a gutshot
Immekus: on the flop
Immekus: he donated a lot of chips to me

(Harley Hall has just doubled up three times in a row)
Vince Van Patten: Man, he really gets his money worth in these things.

Anna: We played Euchre today
Anna: It’s hot.
Me: Poker is sexy.
Anna: No I meant heat hot.