funniest comments part 4

I'd tell you more about what's been going on in my life, but I have a website to make tonight. Whenever I'm done, I'll post the link here and you all can check it out. For now, Funniest Comments 4.

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Funniest Comments 4
Edited by: Matt Hartman
Copyright 2006

Mark: extraordinary girl?
Mark: she do it for u?
Me: no, it's a green day song off of american idiot

Me: I like American History
Anna: I like sleeping

Nayhouse: if(gay == true) {
faggot = guy;
}

Nayhouse: i can bring it up 2 ur house or something and me u can drink them in front of bradbrun

Danielle: Hey Matt your girlfriend is stupid.
Danielle: She went into the library and asked where the books were.

Nayhouse: yea i still cant believe that cop pulled up behind us
Me: yeah
Me: he must have had a bullshit detector

Nayhouse: oh yea, ur so called god has send a message through the half jew to u
Me: which is
Nayhouse: he hates you
Me: yeah, he lets me know all the time

Magu: why don't u do us all a favor and play hide and go f-u-c-k yourself

Bradburn [7:35 PM]: we could go see Brokeback Mountain, jk

Anna: i was the only lucky one that made it out

Nurundrome: If people did reading marathons as often as they do film marathons, or if they read a chapter of a book instead of watching a rerun of a sitcom, then D students would be B students and the creativity of hichschoolers wouldn't only occur when they were high.

John Juanda: u should do as i did, right click his name and MUTE him

(A random guy has just been moved from my table to the other 5/5 NL table at Skyview)
Sonny: Cuz, what’s he like?
Rates: He’s a chevy
Rates: Like a rock cuz.

Random Lady: We have to get going because he has to get rid of the virus on the computer from all the porn he’s been lookin at.
Random Kid: I didn’t look at any porn.
(20 seconds later)
Random Kid: I have to go fix the computer from all the porn I’ve been lookin at.

Bradburn: I’m keeping my options open

Leigh: I love Sidney Crosby
Me: Sidney Crosby sucks dick
Leigh: You would know.

Me: geoff went up at least 1k last night
Immekus: good for geoff, he might be able to upgrade to a 3 bedroom apartment now

Dave: Alright Larry, time to go home.
Larry: Let’s get the hell out of here.

The following was printed on an Ace Hardware Flyer:
Are you ready for the 3rd Annual Bag Sale? NO!

Leigh: i look sweet as hell on paper tho

Larry: We’ve been sniffing way too much fertilizer today

Dave: i throw on some sublime and drink and make out with anyone

mh